wreck-it-mikey: being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
lexingtonand52: if you give me a task with no deadline i will literally never do it but if you give me a deadline i will get it done exactly 1 hour before the deadline even if the deadline is in six years
I AM CRYING THIS APARTMENT IN MUNICH HAS A BATHROOM WITH A GLASS WALL SO LIKE IF SOMEONE’S IN THE BEDROOM AND SOMEONE’S SHOWERING OR HAVING A BATH OR TAKING A PISS LIKE… THEY CAN SEE YOU AND VICE VERSA LIKE WHY IS THAT NECESSARY
nametags: notsick: i am only twenty minutes into orphan black’s first episode and i’m just like YOOOO I LIKE THIS SHIT I fucking love Orphan Black i don’t know why i hit reply instead of reblog at first but it’s so good i’m on the second episode and i think i’m gaining a girl crush in the form of tatiana maslany
i am only twenty minutes into orphan black’s first episode and i’m just like YOOOO I LIKE THIS SHIT
lameborghini: for the perfect winged eyeliner, attach the wings of birds onto ur eyelids
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the shittiest thing about being home is the internet because normally it’s okay BUT SOMETIMES IT’S SLOW AND I PROBABLY LITERALLY DON’T CARE ABOUT MANY THINGS AT HOME MORE THAN THE WIFI. i just want to be able to take advantage of the fact that i finally have netflix but no
Just a few features of my anxiety
Me: *gets on bus* omg everyone is watching me and judging me and they're going to laugh when the bus starts and im not sitting down, omg dont put your ticket in the wrong way or everyone will judge you and laugh at you.
Me: *goes to pay for shopping* omg what if I dont have enough money? *counts money out 20 times* what if I look stupid, or say the wrong thing? am I standing in the right spot even? What if someone else wants to get past and im in the way, omg.
Me: *says hey to someone online* omg, they arent replying, holy shit why am I so annoying? what if they tell their friends how annoying and lame I am? Why am I like this, holy shit.
Me: *meets someone new* What if they dont like me and dont want me to be around, I shouldnt have met them, im going to be a burden, they're probably critisizing me right now, why am I the way I am?
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
I notice you, I want to say. Even when no one else does, I do. I will.– David Levithan, Every Day (via thisblankpage)
wakeuptothesound: if you were a vegetable you would be a cabBITCH
purplefridge: heterophobia is not the solution to homophobia skinnyshaming is not the solution to fatshaming “reverse racism” is not the solution to racism misandry is not the solution to misogyny don’t fight fire with fire, it’s called “equality” for a reason!!!
WHY ISN’T NETFLIX PLAYING MY THINGS IN HD LIKE IT WAS THE OTHER DAY IDK ANYTHING I’VE HAD NETFLIX LIKE THREE DAYS WHAT IS HAPPENING I AIN’T HERE FOR THAT
inbox: Before Tumblr i thought blogging was something 30 year old single mothers did. Discussing recipes and parenting techniques
buttsdotcom: I need to lose 30 pounds in today
me: eats a snack while making a snack
inbox: Like a good neighbor, I do not care
getoffmybloghoe: how does the math book say goodbye? calculater
mintparades: will graham (◡‿◡✿) will graham avoiding eye contact (✿◠‿◠) will graham with dogs (◕‿◕✿) will graham covered in blood (⊙‿⊙✿) will graham fantasizing about brutal murder (ﾉ⊙ヮ⊙)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧*:・ﾟ✧.