crimewave360:

shinygays:

My anaconda don’t want none unless the state of the economy recovers, minimum wage workers see an increase in their pay, and women, racial, and sexual minorities acquire their rights.

hun

mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

ride6artblog:

lwamfhmartiboxdotty9:

Airport staircase in Tokyo, Japan

Its funny because if you fell down these stairs then Pikachu would look like such an asshole.

kyung-soo:

genuinely sorry for the people who tried to talk to me and were disappointed by how uncool i am

“At some point it doesn’t matter who was right and who was wrong. At some point, being angry is just another bad habit, like smoking, and you keep poisoning yourself without thinking about it.”

Jonathan Tropper, This Is Where I Leave You (via poehlermeyers)

jonopoly:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got FUNDS hun

fancifullauren:

irishfangirlshipper:

dorkstrider:

why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets

It’s so they can sell us bags

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thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

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I POSSIBLY AM GOING TO NYC ON SATURDAY UNTIL MONDAY AND ITS CHEAP AND I DONT WANT TO DRIVE BECAUSE I WOULD PROBABLY DIE AND EVERYTHING ELSE IS TOO EXPENSIVE CONSIDERING IM SAVING FOR LONDON IN OCTOBER sooo DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY EXPERIENCES WITH MEGABUS? am I gonna die?

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crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

untexting:

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one