nicole, 21, buffalo ny. linguistics major of 2013. i like reading, tattoos i don't have (yet), cultures and languages, maps and globes, hockey, the buffalo sabres, the buffalo bills, the addams family, attractive men and women, and reblogging ridiculous things. facebook

 

mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma

me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT

mom: you realize this makes you a nerd

me:

mom:

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama

me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama

me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers

mom:

me:

mom: this isn't normal

“I’ll kill them all. Every one of them, I’m gonna kill them all.”
“My boy. They have your sisters. We have to get the girls back, and then we will kill them all.”

(Source: waltwhites)